发朋友圈超搞笑的句子，讽刺幽默，消愁解闷

一、

愿望我能成为一个有钱又有趣的人，其实不行，光有钱也是可以的。

I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, really not good, just rich is OK.

二、

芳华就像卫生纸。看着挺多的。用着用着就不够了。

Youth is like toilet paper. That's a lot. It's not enough to use it!

三、

就由于我在人群中多看了你一眼，你就认为我要搭你的摩托车。

Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you thought I wanted a ride on your motorcycle.

四、

我性格欠好，成就欠好，气质欠好，脾气欠好，长相欠好，独一值得自满的便是：消化好。

I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad character, bad looks, the only thing to be proud of is: good digestion!

五、

不是除了你，我就没人要了。只是除了你，我谁都不想要。

Not except you, I have no one to take. I just don't want anyone but you.

六、

要不是先生说过不克不及乱扔垃圾，否则我早把你扔出去了。

I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said no littering.

七、

爱情的酸味说忘就忘，金钱的芬芳永久记得。

The sour taste of love is forgotten, and the fragrance of money is always remembered.

八、

我也想做一个优雅的淑女，是生涯把老娘逼成了恶妻。

I also want to be an elegant lady, is the old niang forced by life into a shrew.

九、

同伙圈发自拍不要太甚分，我们可是见过面的。

Don't go too far. We've met before.

十、

你骂我，我不朝气，我给本身泡杯枸杞，用爱浸染你。

You scold me, I will not be angry, I give myself a cup of medlar, with love to influence you.

十一、

汉子忽悠女人，叫调戏；女人忽悠汉子，叫引诱；男女互相忽悠，叫恋爱。

Men flirt with women, called dalliance; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women cheat each other, called love.

十二、

天下上最远的间隔不是生与死，而是我隐身、你在线，你在线、我却隐身。

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I am invisible, you are online, you are online, I am invisible.

十三、

为什么一看书，就困呢。由于书，是梦开端的处所。

Why read a book, sleepy? Because the book, is the place where the dream begins.

十四、

阅历一场爱情就像吃巧克力，就算你不消付巧克力的钱，也得付减肥的钱。

Going through a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for the chocolate, you have to pay for the weight loss.

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