2021吸引人的朋友圈文案，幽默风趣，活跃气氛
开学再会面，假如你问我为什么长胖了。我只会简单简要地回复你六点，例如……好啦，我的答复停止。
See you back at school if you ask me why I've put on weight? I will reply to you briefly with six points, such as…… Well, that's my answer.
本日想要跟你们说一件很紧张的工作，实在我爸是开房地产公司的，我妈是开美容连锁店的，而我就纷歧样了，我开顽笑。
Today, I want to tell you something very important. Actually, my dad runs a real estate company, my mom runs a beauty chain, and I'm not the same. I'm kidding!
想问一下我同伙圈的人，有人知道要怎么去追天秤座的人吗。假如你知道的话，迎接来追我一下，哈哈哈哈…
Want to ask my circle of friends, anyone know how to chase a Libra person? If you know, please come and chase me, hahaha……
作为一个女孩子，你不克不及老是那么善解人意，你也可以做一点点小坏事，如许的话，被老天爷知道了，说不定他一朝气，就会给你发个小火（小伙），独身只身的女孩子，你们学到了吗。
As a girl, you can't always be so considerate, you can also do a little bit of bad things, so that the god knows, maybe when he is angry, he will give you a small fire (guys), single girls, you learned?
本日我才知道，本来一小我太有礼貌也不是什么功德情。就好比方才在公交车上，我不当心被别人踩了一脚，我竟然习气性地说了一声：“谢谢”，而对方竟然也习气性地说了一句：“不虚心”。
Today I just know, originally a person is too polite also not what good thing? For example, just on the bus, I was accidentally stepped on by others, I actually habitually said: 公众thank you"大众, and the other party also habitually said: "大众you're welcome公众!
自从同伙娶亲以后，每次我们谈天，她老是劝我以后必定要嫁一个有钱人，每次当我听到她如许说，我就感到很搞笑，真想请托她要老是如许劝我了，麻烦给我找一个有钱人，我真的乐意啊。有的时刻真的不是愿不肯意的事，是有没有的事。
Since my friend got married, every time we talked, she always advised me to marry a rich man, every time when I heard her say, I feel very funny, really want to ask her to always advise me like this, please find me a rich man, I really want to ah! Sometimes it is not a matter of whether you are willing or not, it is a matter of whether you are not.
同伙圈的列位年夜家好，我姓李，可能是由于我措辞的时刻老是冷冰冰的，以是光阴一长年夜家便都叫我，以后措辞的时刻注意一点，不要老是冷冰冰的。
Hello everyone, my surname is Li. Maybe it is because I am always cold when I speak, so everyone will call me after a long time. Be careful when you speak in the future, don't always be cold.
如果我给你颁发白的信息，你跨越两分钟还没有回复我的，我确定会顿时撤回，不要问我为什么，由于跨越两分钟就撤回不明晰，既然你不回我，我确定撤回，再发给别人，什么都不说了，光阴紧义务重，下一个。
If I give you a white message, and you have not replied to me for more than two minutes, I will certainly withdraw immediately, do not ask me why, because more than two minutes can not be withdrawn, since you do not reply to me, I will certainly withdraw, and then send it to others, nothing to say, time is tight, the task is heavy, next!
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